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My name's Sol. I am not a fan of pissing off of a skiff. I write for several sporting and high-end leisure publications, and aim to make your experience onboard this vessel a (somewhat) pleasant one.

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Even the Noble Sport of Fishing is not Safe from the Savage Spank of the Pimp Hand

April 29 2009 by

Mayday Diary

Jheri Curl Optional:

Fight the perils of the Swine Flu with gold,

rose gold, and diamond-encrusted big game!!!

Mahi-Money: if Slick Rick vomited after eating sushi, this is what it would look like.

Check out the girth on that rope!!! Anchor that shit, boat ho!

Doubles as a great shank for the random cop pullover after cocktails at Club Marina at 2:15am...

And finally....

For the guys that swear by Accurate, this is another must-have for the 2009 season.

collect them all here.

Mr. T would be proud...

Posted in Random Mumblings | 1 comments

1 response to “Even the Noble Sport of Fishing is not Safe from the Savage Spank of the Pimp Hand”

Wade Johnson Says:
Apr 29, 2009 at 12:35 AM
hey great pieces I think I want that last one it's very similar to what Biggie smalls wore when he fished the Royal Polaris when it made its inaugural trip to Brooklyn and Coney Island yo!